SONGS FROM THE GUNT

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released March 5, 2016

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Track Name: Sex Fight
SEX FIGHT

One punch.
One in.
Sex fight for the win.

I feel so horny when you lay in the boot.
Don't pull your punches when you're pulling this root.
With fist, feet and head butting too,
They're not the only things coming at you.
I could fist you all night,
You, Me, Sex Fight!

It takes two.
It takes two to tango.
But how can we tango,
When your head's not a half sucked mango?

Sex Fight!
Track Name: Hectic
HECTIC

Underground in Sydney
I just wanted a cup of tea
Kids falling from the rooftops
Forcing drugs onto me

Underground is Sydney
Jules just wants to share
He built pizza effects box
Mangheads mungin' for free

Underground in Sydney
Matt just wants a sleepy
Take me back to Melbourne
Gluck gluck gluck gluck weeee!

Upside down in a wheelie bin

Golden Browne in a wheelie bin

Shit's gettin' fully hectic
Way to hectic for you and me
Shit's gettin' fully hectic
Just wait, you'll see
Track Name: Hot Nuts
HOT NUTS

I love a good coffee
I love a good brew
Don't carry it between your legs when you're driving, I'm telling you
If you drop that coffee
When you take that bend
You'll be spilling it between your legs
And burning your best friend
C'mon let's go!

Hot coffee
My balls
Magma doesn't mix with genitals

Hot nuts

Hot nuts
My nuts
Your nuts
Our nuts
Track Name: The Binternet
THE BINTERNET

I took a look at your book
and some guy with a beard appeared
Why would he want the tip of your penis?
He's everywhere? He's here and there.
He's nowhere.
He's in your derrier.
Isn't it weird, a guy with a beard see's everything?
He's judging you.
He's watching you have a wank.
Aww, don't be a sook! I't's just a book, here look!
A book.
A BOOK!!!
He's the Lord of your Ring.

It does appear if you wear a beard you are reviered
like Santa. Hey Dad! Is Rolf Harris a hipster?
Fuck typing this.
Fuck typing that.
And fuck Grumpy Cat!
Keyboard Cat.
Keyboard Cat.
Keyboard Cat.
Digital spanners, mind your manners in The Binternet.
"If you've got nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all." (MUM)
If I said the world wide web needed a new wizard
would it be you?
Be the Lord of your Ring Finger!

Ask more questions.
There's so many questions to ask.
Are you pulling answers out of your arse?
Track Name: Wide On
WIDE ON

Party night, it was hot and steamy
Matt got into a car
He was so drunk he didn't realise
who was driving.
Who was driving?

Yeah, get your wide on!

Stranger danger, dark and creepy
A blow job for a ride
Now our Matt he had a fare to pay
but his butthole had to be wide

Yeah, get your wide on!
Track Name: Papsmear the Clown
PAPSMEAR THE CLOWN

Don't look at me
Don't talk to me
You just constantly
Fuck Me Over.

What the hell
Do you want from me?
Just leave me alone

I need to shave
I need to shit
I need to shower
I need to hit
The road
In an hour

I'm Papsmear the Clown and I piss fart around
I'm stuck in the middle of the road
Track Name: Ben outta Ten
BEN OUTTA TEN

Have you met our brother Ben?
His name is Ben so we call him Ben.
He's not lamb, he's tough as mutton.
Just don't touch his belly button.

He's our brother.
He's our brother Ben.
He's our brother.
He's Ben out of ten.

Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Ben.
Track Name: The Quickening
THE QUICKENING

When we were children we went to the video store
There was this movie that we could not ignore
It was Highlander, a classic loved by all
So many scenes that inspired this song for us all

There was the first one
Which set the bar too high
Mullets & action with lots of slow swordplay
Then there's the second one
Which makes no sense at all
Surely the writer spent more time snorting cocaine
Then there's the third one
Which has Ganghis Khan
We didn't watch it to help write the rest of this song
More loop holes than Swiss cheese
Back flips in the carpark!

I'm the Kurgan,
I'm all alone,
On this planet,
I've made my home.
I got to find a way,
But one man, stands in my way...

I wanna be THE ONE,
But I'm not allowed.
One man stands in my way.
That man is Connor Macleod.
Macleeeoooooddddd
Macleeeoooooddddd

I wanna be the one,
Oh I wanna be the one,
There can be only one,
So I wanna be the only one!

One plus one equals one!

Highlander!
Track Name: Fart of the Year
FART OF THE YEAR

Drop your guts!

Let's start with Matt.
His farts are classic and laden with splat.
They can be heard; they can also be seen.
His Bali belly makes wetting his bed really f#cking horrid.

Fart of the year.

Then there is Jules.
He never drops his kids off at the pool.
he likes to hold them in for us.
It kinda smells like dead rat mixed with blood and a bit of pus.

Then there is me (Sam).
I'll fart anywhere you see.
It doesn't matter if it sucks.
It's for the best that you smell my fart, it will warm your heart.

Then there is Sean.
He's all bark, no bite.

But the real award should go to our dad, Graeme.
With the power of his Dutch oven he actually made somebody vomit.

Fart of the year goes to Graeme.
Fart over here.
Track Name: Uncle Reg
UNCLE REG

Cow's testicles.
Cow's testicles in the air.
Cow's testicles.
Chucking them up in the air.

Uncle Reg!

Vicious possum.
Vicious possum in the air.
Vicious possum.
Drop bear, drop bear, drop bear, drop bear.

Uncle Reg!

A bucket full of rum.
A fist full of Jubes.
A man made of concrete.
A man made of pubes.

Drilling metal.
Drilling metal to the stair.
Drilling metal.
Drilling metal to your head, drilling metal everywhere.
Track Name: Clean Snap
CLEAN SNAP

We've been in this band for many years
Had some laughs, had some tears
Seen the light, scene, the dark
I once took a shit in a car park

Clean snappin' Clean Snap

Hands up who needs a poo
Hands up, let's go number 2

Hands up who did a poo
Did you finish?
Is there more to do?

Leave no turn unstoned
Track Name: Pish Paste
PISH PASTE

It was 1982
Our little sister (Liz) was being born
Classic Matt was only aged 2
He was telling Aunty (Jenny, married to Reg)
what he wanted
It was Pish Paste

And that is what Matt (Classic) wanted
Mum (Barbara) was in the throes of giving birth
He made our Aunty call her up in
the (operating, not movie) theatre
To translate those special words

All I ever wanted was Pish Paste
And you (you)
Track Name: Pledgends
PLEDGENDS

(A Toast!) Here's to all of our Pledgends!
You guys (and gals) are a bunch of legends!

Thank you!

Just remember Pledgends
This is all your fault.