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"COMMANDO TOO"

by I am Duckeye

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    When Classic Matt moved house, he put our brand new PINK COVER vinyls under the only leak in the new place.

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    I am Duckeye's successfully crowd funded album "Commando Too" comes at you like some kind of pants off shameless hooligan. Not content with inflicting just the album on you, there's a DVD wedged in there that is another shameless plug for their debut album "Husband". As long as "Punching Dicks" is on there, that is all that matters... oh, and "The Riff", which spawned the "Son of a Riff" on the new album. So many connections, so few brain cells.

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    Commando Too was sequenced to be released on vinyl.
    Side A is classic Duckeye. (the light side)
    Side B is heavier Duckeye. (the dark side)

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1.
SON OF A RIFF This is a song, a song about cooking riffs A cooking song! Not a cooking song, a song about rolling spliffs Smoking a bong! No not smoking a bong Matthew, but writing yourself a hit Hitting is wrong! Yes hitting is wrong, unless your song is utter shit Now! Back to the song, it's got nothing to do with spliffs Smoking is wrong! Yes smoking is wrong, unless you're smoking on a riff Put your riff in a bong! No, writing a song you chop up a bunch of riffs Bananas are fun! Whatever, just as long, as long as you're singing it You could be wrong for thinking that we're shit Who thinks we're shit! Most people write their songs, their songs around a riff Riding our bikes! But show me your song, your song that's tough as shit Let's shit in a bong! Whatever, just as long, as long as you're singing it This is song about cooking up a riff A cooking song! Not a cooking song, a song about rolling spliffs Smoking a bong! No, not smoking a bong Matthew, but writing yourself a hit Hitting is wrong! Yes hitting is wrong unless your song is utter shit Yeah! Quit your bitchin' Get in the kitchen And cook me up some riffs! This is fun! Cooking and riffing! Yeah!
2.
Grip It 02:18
GRIP IT Sometimes life's like wanking with sandpaper. Dropping acid and skating hills. Washing dishes and popping pills. Smoking Pot and acting the dill. Skills to pay the bills. When I'm in trouble I think of jesus Filled with drugs and semen and sexy diseases. Whoops I got a little off track Thinking of jesus smoking crack Your religious texts are such a farce Send me one to wipe my arse. Grip it and Rip It!
3.
Hi Viz 03:34
HI VIZ (IZ DA BIZ) oo oo oo oo oo oo yeah Searching for your kiss, salivating bliss, sailing in a sea of piss, Hi Viz iz da biz. Don't struggle with this, Its you I never miss, With my glow in the dark jizz, Hi Viz iz da biz I couldn't see you, I was a mess, until you wore, that orange vest!
4.
DUCKEYE BOOGIE (random scatting) Hey Matt, what are you doing? Scattin'! Do you scatting is German for playing with your own shit? Aww what? I'm OK with it. Yeah! Oh, I see what you're doing, yeah, that could work. Everybody I found a sound It's coming from downtown If you give it half a chance It'll make you shit your pants It's colour is golden browne It's soft and warm and round It's time for you to know Drop your guts cos here we go! Duckeye Boogie! Dance until you shit your pants! Everybody let's boogie Everybody let's dance Take our musical laxative And shit your pants Drop your pants And wiggle your bits Raise your hands Here comes the shit
5.
Windmills 02:50
WINDMILLS Come on everybody it's time to show some love We gotta bunch of gerbils that ain't gonna shove Shove'm up our bum! What the hell would your poor old mother think? Ya bloody idiots! If she ever catches us she'll give us a bloody good clip around the ears, ya little ratbags! Why does our poor old mother get mad? When our peurile lyrics are so rad. No they're not! It's enough to drive her to the drink. Two pots and I'm anyone's! If she ever catches us she'll give us a bloody good clip around the ears, ya little ratbags! Please don't ever make her tell us thrice! That's bloody 3 times now! It's nice to be important but more important to be nice!
6.
TUESDAY, I GO THE BLUES WAY Tuesday, I go the bluesway, some say, danke schoen. I ride on the bus, the sun it burns my neck, I don't make a fuss, I get the cancer checked Oh bay-be Tuesday, I go the bluesway, some say, Qu'est-ce que c'est Oom badoom ba dada Tuesday, I go the bluesway, some say, there's something in the way. I ride on the bus, the sun it burns my neck, i don't make a fuss, i get the cancer checked. Tuesday, I go the bluesway, some say, I did it my way! Oom badoom ba dada Some say, You're John Gay I did it my way.
7.
I Need Rehab 01:46
I NEED REHAB Do you take drugs Danny? Every day. It's the best shit, it's not Hydro. Going to bullfights on acid. Let's pretend we're real human beings. I need rehab. You need rehab. We need rehab. Woo! Yeah! Hey! Ho!
8.
Nothing. You can't pray the gay away, it's in your DNA. You can't pray the gay away, it's here to stay.
9.
Stool Bender 05:15
STOOL BENDER I raise a fist to your behind Stick it where the sun don't shine Please remove your diamond ring Butt fisting Stool Bender Smoking spliffs Writing riffs Forgetting riffs I'm so high! Writing riffs Smoking spliffs Forgetting riffs I'm so high! Smoking spliffs Writing riffs Forgetting riffs Forgetting Forgetting Forgetting Top shelving herion in the 711 Hash browns and onion rings These are some of my favourite things Brown sugar brekkie bowl Fudge packing Stool Bender Smoke'm if you got'm! Top shelving with a garden gnome The wizard's wand is driving it home Dwarven hammer smashing my brain The lower half, what are you insane? How could he get that high when dwaves are fucking small? Smoking cones with a garden gnome Electric wizard is packing a bowl Dwarven hammer smashing my brain The lower half, what are you insane? How could he get that high when dwaves are fucking small?
10.
METH IS DEATH Listen Mum's... Listen Dad's... Kids Listen! Wake up in the morning and reach for the Bong Go straight to work like there's nothing wrong Your eyes are deepened red and dead inside Drug addiction's no place to hide First you start smoking weed Then you move straight onto speed Cocaine, Smack and Crack rocks too Your whole turns into Poo I had a friend who liked to say "Herion, yeah, it's OK." Of all the hard drugs, it gets "a real bum wrap" For turning people's lives into utter crap! Wake up in the morning reach for the Bong Go straight to school like there's nothing wrong Your eyes are deepened red and dead inside Drug addiction's no place to hide First you start smoking weed Then you move straight onto speed Cocaine, Smack and Crack rocks too Your whole turns into Poo I had a friend who liked to say "Herion, yeah, it's OK." Of all the hard drugs, it gets "a real bum wrap" For turning people's lives into utter crap! Meth is death The smell of dick cheese on your breath Listen Mum's & Dad's Listen Dead shits Listen Yes... YOU! Listen!
11.
Agonhymn 01:57
AGONHYMN They like tuning down All their notes are brown Beholding such a sound With a Doom claw Doom Claw Doom Claw? Yes a Doom claw To crush your tiny ears Tearing through your rear They are to be feared They like drinking beer
12.
Headbutt 02:45
HEADBUTT I remember it like it was yesterday Mum, Matt, his Teddy and I were at the shops We were waiting patiently in the corridor whilst Mum was in the dunny doing plops I was reading the Community Noticeboard cos I'm the intellectual type right And Matt was getting aquainted with a real little arse wipe You see his in this tug-o-war over his Teddy And Matt's eyes were docile, not angry at all Until I yelled out 3 simple words of direction And you'll never guess what happened next... Gimme back my Teddy Bear Gimme back my Teddy Bear Gimme back my Teddy Bear Gimme back my Teddy Bear Matt! Headbutt! NOW! Like in slow motion, I still see Matt's thick skull smashing his face to the ground. And he drove that kid's skull into the ground!
13.
Ayy Ayy 03:12
AYY AYY Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy aww Awwww We shared a bunk when we were young My sleep would finish when Matt's begun His brutal snore could wake the dead So I'd drop down aimed at his head With years of fury aimed at his balls I'd double kick smash him into the wall Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy Ayy
14.
Panchow 05:54
PANCHOW Those fleshy cheeks keep him there The prison bars are Matthew's pubic hairs The stinky walls of his rectum Trap our sibling inside my brother's bum Panchow is "its" name Yes "its" cos girl or boy, who can say? It's never been seen from beyond these walls barricaded by Matthew's sweaty balls You can only imagine how I feel Our family member trapped by Matthew's ancient seal. That's right, there's someone trapped in his bum. Never been seen, but once I heard When Matt's asleep it sneaks out a single word A call for help, an eerie cry An urgent word from Matthew's dark brown eye C'mon! You can tell that it has spoken by the wretched smell. The breath of demon traps it within the fiery bowels of hell. A steady diet of rats and semen ain't enough to silence this Anal Demon. Hey!

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released June 6, 2014

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